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Zonow Story: A New Threat Z

April 7th, 2013, 10:05 am

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Reply parrish_broadnax, April 7th, 2013, 10:12 am

A Picture I made Of Z Since I realized I rarely Draw the main Bad guy of the series.

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User's Comments:

Reply Koffing, April 7th, 2013, 10:26 am

honestly when I read your shit comic I couldn't tell who the hell was what because your comic is such an incoherent mess.

Reply parrish_broadnax, April 7th, 2013, 10:27 am

@Koffing: Then my question to you is why keep reading it?

Reply Koffing, April 7th, 2013, 10:31 am

I read it back July. It is literally one of the worst things I have ever read in my life.

learn to write a decent fuckin' story brah

Reply Koffing, April 7th, 2013, 10:31 am

Your comic can't focus on one scenario for more than one page, and most of it focuses on the shitty recolor cameos rather than the FUCKING MAIN CHARACTER.

Reply parrish_broadnax, April 7th, 2013, 10:34 am

@Koffing: If it something you didn't like then i'm sorry to hear that.

I know nothing about you, your life, or your level of reading and wish to know none of it.
I will however continue writing and drawing the story as I have been.

Reply Koffing, April 7th, 2013, 10:36 am

^ massive fuckin' cop out right here.

You could at least put actual effort into it instead of shoving as many people's shitty recolors in just so they'll favourite it.

Reply parrish_broadnax, April 7th, 2013, 10:41 am

@Koffing: I could do many things with the series but I simply won't.
At this point, if people like reading it that's great and if they don't much like you, I simply recommend they read one of the many thousand other comics on the site.

A Favorite is nice but nothing to brag over. I'm only doing something that I enjoy. I see no reason to stop.

Reply Koffing, April 7th, 2013, 10:46 am

Oh my fucking god your ego is so massive i cant put it into words

Reply parrish_broadnax, April 7th, 2013, 10:49 am

@Koffing: I think you're confusing the term Ego with the term nonchalant.

I don't mean to say my comic is the best, But I certainly won't stop making it cause someone else doesn't enjoy it.

That would just be foolish.

Reply Koffing, April 7th, 2013, 11:19 am

>implying the comic isn't already fucking stupid

Reply parrish_broadnax, April 7th, 2013, 11:24 am

@Koffing: Yes, you wrote that earlier. You don't like the series.I understand.

Reply Lady Darkrina, April 7th, 2013, 11:39 am

@Koffing: Excuse me Koffing might I just say something here? I do realize that you are only trying to help the author here with your suggestions, but I believe that you shouldn't be attacking him calling his comic rubbish. If you do not like reading his comic it's fair enough, because everyone has their likes and dislikes, but it does not mean that you should stop him from creating his comic.

Reply Koffing, April 7th, 2013, 12:01 pm

Even though its pretty much solid fact that his comic is the bottom of the barrel. THE BEE KNEE'S OF SHIT. THE HOLY GRAIL. SALVATION OF SHIT. THE MESSIAH OF GARBAGE WRITING TOO MUCH SHIT FAN INPUT AND GENERAL DUMBASSERY MIXED INTO ONE. THE ULTIMATE COMBINATION. NOTHING ON THIS EARTH MATCHES UP TO THE LEVEL OF STUPIDITY THAT COMIC CONTAINS. NOTHING. WHEN EACH COMIC IS POSTED ONE THOUSAND SCREAMS ARE HEARD THEN SUDDENLY SILENCED. YOU WILL NEVER FIND A MORE VILLAINOUS HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY. THE FINALE. THE JOKE END. THE FINAL FRONTIER. EVERYTHING HUMANITY HAS MADE PROGRESS ON HAS BEEN LEADING UP TO THIS GOD DAMN COMIC EXPLODING INTO ONE MILLION TINY GOD DAMN PIECES BECAUSE IT IS SO FUCKING STUPID.

4 years harvard.

Reply parrish_broadnax, April 7th, 2013, 12:13 pm

@Koffing: If Harvard gave you that kind of low level education then I know one place I won't even bother putting on my application list.

Look, the "holy grail" of this conversation is that I'm really just ready to graduate.

I have no desire to sit up and argue with someone i've never met and used his "Harvard" education to sit around and slander a webcomic, something anyone could make. Much Like you did yourself.

In the end. I'm goning to keeping making updates. And you're going to not read them. And Both of our lives will keep going on without one another.


at least, mine will.

Reply aqua the hedgie, April 7th, 2013, 1:24 pm

@parrish_broadnax: *Cheers Parrish on*

Reply Koffing, April 7th, 2013, 3:26 pm

hey buddy

you been dissin' harvard

Reply parrish_broadnax, April 7th, 2013, 3:33 pm

@Koffing: I have nothing against such a well class school.

Can't let one bad apple ruin a bunch.

Reply Koffing, April 7th, 2013, 5:11 pm

but the apple has aids

because i injected it with aids

Reply parrish_broadnax, April 7th, 2013, 5:15 pm

@Koffing: Ok.

Reply Koffing, April 7th, 2013, 8:00 pm

Alas, poor parrish. I knew him, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent shitness

he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!

my gorge rims at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft.

Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?

Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?

Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that. shitsuckers....

Reply parrish_broadnax, April 7th, 2013, 8:34 pm

@Koffing: You have wasted both your time and mine.
Thou thinks he is clever. Such Swine.

Yet you may feel witty, I find it a pity for an intellect, such as yours can not shine.

For it seems you've let Pain, & ignorance cloud your brain. To Sit around and type away in vain.

But there is still hope. As you sit around and mope. Let one serve as a lesson, to those who may question, what it's like to become an ill mannered Buffoon.

For you have shown me, the fate that could be, If I waste time and become such a creature.

'Tis easy to speak in the days of ol' yet impress not a soul.
for close minds has closed ears to follow.

We have played this game and we've done this dance an I for one am fatigued. Not a thing has been solved, but here's my resolve.

I'm bored and I could really go for some T.G.I.Fridays right about now. So i'm gonna go grab some.

Reply Koffing, April 7th, 2013, 11:06 pm

THOU ART THE ILL MANNERED BUFFOON.

sirah, mark my words

I fain would go to the bar, however, I hath one two many

"mark my words you villain, I pity thou" I said to the lovely yougn liege

"I fain would shove my fist right up your bunghole"

"Fie upon it, saucy bitch"

"Hark, thou sirrah" the fuzz art easedroppping on thou, I would feel amazing if thou were to be apprehended"

then the bitch kicked me in the balls and then ran away

the previous friday I had awaken up in a dumpster in arizona with a family of racoons who seemed a bit obsessed with seeing my cock.

I was still pissed though, cause when I was going back to Kentucky to dictate and make up your stupid laws based around social customs of the 70's I couldn't walk silly and sing the song to woo the women.

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man

stayin alive

stayin alive

but I sadly couldn't. I did think of going to the hospital but it kinda smells like old people and crippled children so I didn't bother.

after I got back to Kentucky I burned down some orphanages and kicked a puppy. I then proceeded to tear down a church and build a Mcdonalds, as a symbol of American purity. Very productive Sunday to say the least.

Reply sonicmaster05, April 7th, 2013, 11:14 pm

@Koffing: Oh shit i'm not too late for this. Yay~.

Reply parrish_broadnax, April 8th, 2013, 4:12 am

@Koffing: Alright. We've been at this for over a day.

So now what.

Reply Sheer Cold, April 8th, 2013, 6:53 am

... shut up koffing

Reply Lady Darkrina, April 8th, 2013, 1:10 pm

Brother, I suggest you ignore this pitiful idiot's whining. He's nothing but a low life fool who only disrespects your comic because he's probably jealous that people are enjoying your comic.

Reply Electrode, April 8th, 2013, 5:11 pm

lol deleting my comment regarding the african american community illegally possessing kentucky fried chicken stock

and banning me but keeping my comments so it looks like i never replied back is pretty dumb too. I WAS JUST TALKIN' ABOUT THE ISSUES OF THE AFRICAN AMERICAN COMMUNITY COMING INTO ILLEGAL POSSESSION OF KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN STOCK.

Reply Electrode, April 8th, 2013, 5:13 pm

@Lady Darkrina: now my liege that would be implying i think the overall quality of the writing is decent which I have stated several times over is not true. I think its a jumbled mess that lacks any focus or substance. This is why everything needs to fucking end at one point not keep going until it gets really fuckin' stupid.

now if you excuse me i am going to go close down a kentucky fried chicken. they haven't been selling good lately. keep giving me excuses like "robbery". pffff

Reply parrish_broadnax, April 8th, 2013, 8:35 pm

@Electrode: my intentions were not to ban u, just a simple warning. I don't care about your opinion on African Americans an chicken but, the term you used to describe the African Americans won't be tolerated on my webcomic.

Reply Electrode, April 8th, 2013, 8:40 pm

but then if your intentions were not to ban me why did you even in the first place just OWWWWWW LAWGIK FART HERT MAH BRAAAAIN

Reply parrish_broadnax, April 9th, 2013, 6:08 pm

Thank You everyone.

Reply Electrode, April 9th, 2013, 6:42 pm

@Wolfry: now now now dont be

You can't make assumptions on other people based on nothing other than their content on the internet. You don't know me. Yet you love to constantly bitch about how the life I apparently don't have, but then have the cunts to say you don't give a fuck even though you're bothering to reply to whatever the fuck I say and then OHH GOD

MY BRAIN

IT EXPLODED

TO MUCH

SHITTY AUHG


LAWWWWWW

GIIKKKKKKK

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